It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead! Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out. There's Veronica and Charlie doing number seventeen… the spread eagle! And we ran out of ice, so I went out to get some Now, for the last number in our act, we did 20 acrobatic tricks in a row-one, two, three, four, five, splits, spread eagles, back flips, flip flops, one right after the other! Well, this one night we were in Cicero, the three of us, sittin' up in a hotel room boozing and having a few laughs. And my husband, Charlie, used travel around with us. My sister, Veronica and I had this double act. Próbáltam a rendőrségen megmagyarázni, de nem értették meg Nem tudom, miért mondja Uncle Sam, hogy én tettem. Mit keresek én itt? Azt mondják, a híres lakóm lefogta a férjem, én meg lecsaptam a fejét. He was crazy, and he kept on screaming, "You been screwing the milkman!" "You been screwing the milkman!" he said. Now, I'm standing in the kitchen, I'm carving up the chicken for dinner, minding my own business, and in storms my husband Wilbur in a jealous rage You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic! So that night, when he came home, I mixed him his drink as usual… It was like heaven in two and a half roomsĪnd then I found out, single he told me? Single my ass! Not only was he married, oh no! he had six wives one of those Mormons, you know? He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd mix him a drink, we'd have dinner. I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake City about two years ago and he told me he was single and we hit it off right away. If you'd have been there, if you'd have heard it So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots So, I said to him, I said "Bernie, you pop that gum one more time…"Īnd he did. Lying on the couch, drinking a beer and chewing-no, not chewing, POPPING! So, I came home this one day and I'm really irritated, looking for a little simpathy and there's Bernie. You know how people have these little habits that get you down? Like.Bernie! Bernie liked to chew gum-no, not chew. If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero, Lipschitz! In their rendition of 'The Cell Block Tango'! And now, the six merry murderesses of the Cook County Jail
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